camnguyenxo:

How To Blow Up An Egg

cisethnic:

nintendofunclub:

he looks so fucking smug.

i think you mean fricking smug smh

I dont see how ‘Never Give Up’ can be it’s own topic.

stale-brain-cake:

isn’t that sweet

wait

WAIT

NO

astrokidmusic:

iambowman:

Yet another piece of remix glory by Astro Kid of a track from Ithaca. Enjoy this way way loud rendition of “Cerulean Skies” that will be appearing on the remix EP just a little down the line.

ok so taking advantage of my new SoundCloud premium privileges, I’ve replaced the file on SoundCloud with the updated version. the only notable difference is a better ending to the song.

anyways enjoy

I sure did.

unfoldingpossibility:

Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing

…

ABORT MISSION.

ABORT MISSION.

RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING.

ricksantorummpreg:

bolins-choice-ass:

HOW DO YOU SET AN OCEAN ON FIRE

GODDAMN

fucking adele

But… He lives in Houston… Have you SEEN the ship channel?

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…

lizawithazed:

vladith:

ndividedbyzero:

fatoldrobot:

italicastronomer:

automatroniclockwork:

sassypotassium:

zducifer:

crowbegottenbatman:

chainsawunicorn:

welcumtobonercity:

princekarkat:

this scar on my hand means “I survived using the dishwasher”

I survived a wicked paper cut

I survived rubber cement.

I survived a hacksaw.

I survived a close-range paintball gun.

I survived my cat sliding down my leg

I survived tripping on a bamboo stump.

I survived getting bitten on my face by a friend of mine.

I survived falling face first down a flight of stairs

I survived an outbreak of pimples.

I survived slipping on a wet sidewalk.

I survived getting caught in an escalator and also having my nose bitten by a Husky.

….I win.

I survived an Australian Sheppard to the Scrotum.

millymeter:

The Disciple

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best ancestor

knowyourmeme:

I would like my Facebook profile to turn into a ball of timey wimey stuff, please.

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