Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAKE!!!
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itsbenedict:

@bowmansheadpastedonthings i have made what is classically termed a “mistake”

zamaron:

also azula was the only fire bender in either series to have a blue flame which obviously meant something? what it meant whom knows but it did indicate that she was that bitch

BBC made a Planet Earth parody called Round Planet and it’s amazing

space-australians:

jewishdragon:

Imagine planet earth but the narration is ridiculous and hilarious

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Available on Netflix in the US [as of December 2017], this seems exactly like something a Space Australia-type person might make to introduce aliens to Earth.

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After all:

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hustlerose:

letpapersleep:

hustlerose:

letpapersleep:

hustlerose:

letpapersleep:

egberts:

hey anyone remember

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”

No

anyone remember these nuts 

No

damn what do you remember?

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cumgremlin:
“ oeblaze:
“ ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:
“ The Eyes of God. Prohodna Cave, Bulgaria
Here it is at night.
”
Pretty sure the first picture is also at night, but super cool regardless.
”
oh no… he’s here… .h ”

cumgremlin:

oeblaze:

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

The Eyes of God. Prohodna Cave, Bulgaria

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Here it is at night.

Pretty sure the first picture is also at night, but super cool regardless.

oh no…

he’s here…

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.h

Toby Fox - Undertale
priscellie:
“ postmodernmulticoloredcloak:
“ yiffmaster:
“ this is my fav bc an actual major cause for the fall of rome was the resistance of the wealthy to paying taxes which led to a crumbling of infrastructure but who cares about...

priscellie:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

yiffmaster:

this is my fav bc an actual major cause for the fall of rome was the resistance of the wealthy to paying taxes which led to a crumbling of infrastructure but who cares about thaaaaat

“Feminism killed Rome” is my new favorite sentence of all time.

Also ballooning military spending, a widening gap between rich and poor, religious intolerance following the Emperor’s embrace of Christianity, and lead poisoning of the water supply.

*looks at camera*

strangestquarkwave:

professorsparklepants:

vigarath:

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.